@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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@InternetHippo: Look, if you didn’t want to go to prison you should’ve started a war or destroyed the economy. But you downloaded a movie, you felon
@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice
@: Me: Any news? Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray. Me: But I've never dated anyone called Ray. Doctor: And we might do a brain scan.