@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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@ElleOhHell: "We're a completely paperless office." Wow, that's really cool. [Later, staring at iPad dispenser in bathroom] Well this sucks.
@YoungNobler: New Facebook technology can identify faces with 97.25% accuracy, and then ask you if you want to tag that statue in the background.
@HavocMantis: The homework is due on Monday. "Can I get an extension?" The homework is due on Monday.png