@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@rockymomax: ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them
@MarfSalvador: Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house
@badbanana: Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair.