@SteveStockmanTX: The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
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@VerifiedDrunk: If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day.
@NickBossRoss: You legally aren't married until someone says, "haha but seriously" in their wedding speech.