@TheCatWhisprer: The best thing about the first day at a new job is nobody knows I only have one outfit.
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@TheCiscoKidder: I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel.
@hannahkimberlee: 13 years ago I ordered an m&m blizzard at Dairy Queen and the lady who took my order screamed “ONE SMALL M&M BLIZZARD!!!” at the top of her lungs then immediately turned around and started making it herself and it’s still the funniest thing that has ever happened to me