@DurtMcHurtt: Don't let herpes become yourpes.

@UNTRESOR: If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you Instagram it?

@E_lok44: I'm gonna nail horseshoes on my nikes and gallop behind joggers

@Jmboyd58: Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy

@SortaBad: Robin Thicke can't even name a second Robin Thicke song