@SeanBlazed: The best thing about the Transformers trilogy was the part in the first one when my brother went to go get popcorn and fell down the aisle.
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@KyleMcDowell86: I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts.
@Phook75: No matter how much you loved them if a family member or pet comes back from the dead don't dilly dally kill them immediately
@living_marble: Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.
@anon_mommy: Hubby's ex emailed him wanting to "reconnect". I wanna pretend to be him & set it up so I can re CONNECT my foot up her ass