@jake_lach: The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it's okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich
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@ericsshadow: If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now.
@dril: my garbage family is staging an intervention or something for me because i forgot what its called when people have a chin made out of hair
@bobvulfov: [i get run over by a bus] MEDIA: flattened idiot has troubled past, has written over 600 pages of sexualized shrek fan fiction