@Los01001111: The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
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@botandy: You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move.
@Quartzjixler: Doritos has a new snack called "Taco Explosion" so I'm suing Frito Lay for stealing my term for what occurs an hour after eating Taco Bell.
@thecrabbyhook: You know how one lie leads to another? Well, to cut a long story short, my 7yo daughter now thinks she's allergic to owls.
@illTortuga: From now on, when you see the word "minimum", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother.