@Los01001111: The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".
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@WigCannon: before x-rays doctors had to climb inside people and draw a picture of their bones. some still do
@QwertyJones3: GENE SIMMONS: What is it about me that makes people think I'm gross? "Hygiene" SIMMONS: Hi. Now answer my question.
@Donna_McCoy: Not to brag, but according to my husband I can help with any home improvement project by getting the hell out of the way.
@noneofyours99: That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first.