@JasonLastname: The best trick to ordering pizza is asking them not to cut it. By law, they can only charge you for one slice.
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@jus4golf: Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was.
@Midgetspar: It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.
@vexroid: Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell.