@jwoodham: The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep.
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@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@LostFelicia: Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.
@Karissajem: Husband just asked if I was too drunk to cook dinner. Ha! Does he think I'm some sort of amateur? *googles how to cover up burnt eyebrows*