@Sean_Burgundy_: The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle
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@aka_fatman: President, first day on the job: *pushing a button* Janet can you- [two nuclear missiles launch towards Moscow] That wasn't the intercom.
@bourgeoisalien: Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex.
@UniqueDude2: *Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* "Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"