@beisswrandon: The best way to get your kid to play with 800 toys at once is to tell then you're going to donate them to charity.
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@GensPlace: Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on my windscreen which said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice...
@Brianhopecomedy: Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible.