@Cheeseboy22: The best way to infuriate a mom is to open a second box of something when there's still a box of the same thing already open.
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@usermcuserface: Well if it isn't my old nemesis. Bathroom scale: twists mustache and laughs maniacally.
@mattchew81: A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"
@imence2: Gf:Do u love me? Me:Yes. Gf:Why do u love me? Me:You're the best. Gf:I'm the best at what? Me:Asking questions. Gf: Like what? Me:...