@kelkulus: The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic.
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@clindsaysway: Grandma used the same wrapping paper for 25 years, so don't tell me about the great 'bargain' you found.
@Social_Mime: If someone bumps into you while you are wearing camouflage you have no one to blame but yourself.
@joe_binkley: Me: How do Minions wear overalls? They don't even have shoulders Therapist: I meant is there anything else bothering you about your marriage