@kelkulus: The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic.
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@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@jazmasta: Maybe the reason that goats are so angry is because they don't have hands to stroke those magnificent beards with while pondering quandaries
@XplodingUnicorn: Wife: We need to go to the store. We’re out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We’re out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*