@causticbob: The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!
@onion_an: [looking up at bird sitting in a tree whilst on 1st date] "I didn't know birds could climb trees"