@causticbob: The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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@noimnotjewish: Dude, the fact that I called YOU to bail me out of jail is quite the compliment, so let's dial back that "It's 4 am!" attitude, mmkay?
@Shelts99: All women want to be swept off their feet, until you push them into the sea. Dating is hard!