@samuelhlowe: The best way to return any clothing left at your place is to do a drive-by with a t-shirt gun on her wedding day.
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@EJGomez: son: why is my name jesus dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel other son: &me? dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn
@thegrugq: I've now had my account locked and been forced to change my password so many times it is up to: password1234567
@AimeeHelene1: (what they said) Please do not bring any alcohol on the plane. (what I heard) Please chug all alcohol & slap somebody before boarding.
@LostFelicia: Sometimes I have a life and other times I surf YouTube videos looking for a good fight in the comments section.