@FlyJ_: The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked.
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@SamuelHLowe: -Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
@WheelTod: People who say the book is always better than the movie: have you ever actually read "Debbie Does Dallas?"