@LOUD_Thoughts_: The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30%of their ice cream.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KeetPotato: doc: "your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas" me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat] dad: [opens one eye]
@hythemafia: I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: "This isn't for me."
@kellysdf: I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants.