@HallpassCanada: The "Beware of Cat" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect.
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@BuckyIsotope: I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: "of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."
@TheChalls: Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but "Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed" seems extreme.
@PajamaStew: Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away. She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me.
@ianabramson: I'm the kind of guy who peeks under bathroom stalls and asks where you go for taxes.