@Kayditty: The Bible Belt - the land where you pretend not to recognize each other in the liquor store.
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@kathybotteas: If the emoji I wanna text is not in the "recently used," you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
@Home_Halfway: The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*
@bridger_w: The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax