@TheTweetOfGod: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.
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@sbellelauren: thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent
@BlackCheesePie: this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*
@truegritrumble: *throws smoke bomb, but when the smoke clears I’m just on the floor taking a nap*
@sageboggs: Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business