@TheTweetOfGod: "The Bible" running on the History Channel is like "Dragons" running on Animal Planet.
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@shashaintl: 10's homework question: "Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?" His answer: "My mom."
@Ristolable: I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say "Are you kidding me" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time
@maebemarbles: *at the pharmacy* I WOULD LIKE THE PILLS THAT ALLOW ME TO CONTROL BIRTH *pharmacist blinks* GIVE THEM TO ME, SORCERER