@treydayway: The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.
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@GrantTanaka: parents, please remember to teach your children not to talk to strangers, you know how boring your children are
@Beer4AGoodTime: I have just one word for beautiful women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and an insatiable sex drive, "Hi".
@Thrill_Tweeter: Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family.
@daemonic3: [spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' "E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E" That is correct. What was your name? "It's Siv" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]