@Marlebean: The biggest threat of punishment for my daughter is saying I'll pick out her clothes for school.
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@JohnsonDiaz21: In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids.
@Laser_Cat: The fact that there are space cowboys implies that there are space cows and that's why I haven't slept in 4 days.
@greg_vee: If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come.