@Marlebean: The biggest threat of punishment for my daughter is saying I'll pick out her clothes for school.
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@mstluvstrinkets: Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention.
@FirstDateStory: "My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week"
@StellaRtwot: I bet you the first person to invent puzzles was a woman that ripped up a picture of her husband.