@wolfpupy: the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk
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@JasonIsbell: If y'all are gonna insist on calling those things "hoverboards," I'll be over here flying around with my "jetpack."
@CulturedRuffian: ODE TO TWITTER 🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star, How I wonder where you are, Twitter changed you to a heart, I don't think they're very smart🎶
@VerifiedJayy: How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
@DaleInc: This drink tastes like the neighbors will be hearing late night small arms fire. I swear I just saw a coyote or a squirrel or a tree or a...