@Mickey_McCauley: "The book was way better" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth
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@NicestHippo: You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn
@blade_funner: SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and
@TheTweetOfGod: American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?