@mockersofshoes: The boomerang is Australia's chief export (and then import)
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@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@_NTFG_: I party like a Rockstar. A very poor Rockstar who isn't in a band anymore and starts yawning by 9pm and just wants to be home drinking tea.
@BillCorbett: To celebrate Independence Day I'm finding Englishmen and then walking angrily away from them!