@Robert_Beau: The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them.
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@AthenaMystique: I'd only convert to Christianity to learn how to turn water to wine. WHADYA MEAN THEY DON'T TEACH YOU THAT? WHAT'S THE POINT, THEN?
@KKAlThani: Just banged my toe on a table & kept moaning in pain so much that I made a new Coldplay song.
@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.