@Robert_Beau: The boss accused me of taking a drink during lunch, but he is completely mistaken, I paid for all three of them.
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@punmagnate: Hold on, you guys. Turns out the person with bad opinions is extremely attractive. I'm on their side now.
@TheMichaelRock: [first date] me: so what do you do for a living? her: I study foreign languages me[trying to impress her] bone apple tea, moon cherry