@Cheeseboy22: The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.
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@AmericanGent69: Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do.
@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...
@ninjadinosaur1: I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral.