@shariv67: The bright side of global warming is that 100% of our great grandchildren will own beachfront property.
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@TheAlexNevil: Parent Tip: don't tell your child "I'm waiting, I can wait all day if I have to" unless you've actually cleared your schedule for the day.
@UncleDuke1969: Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!
@usermcuserface: My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts.