@Ristolable: The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months
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@MooseAllain: Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.
@SocialExtortion: fun prank: text a girl "we need to talk right now" and then throw your phone into a river
@SortaBad: I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me.