@Ristolable: The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months
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@joe_binkley: Dad: My head hurts, it feels like wrongdad. Son: What's wrongdad? Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.