@Laser_Cat: The British are coming! The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!
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@curlycomedy: The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.
@BuckyIsotope: Everyone dies of *something*. For example, this man is about to die from buying the last box of Thin Mints in front of me in the cookie line