@robdelaney: The burrito I ate for lunch today just sent me a push notification.
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@dongfuture: *stops walking* Wait, I think there’s a stone in my shoe *takes off shoe, shakes it upside down* *Mick Jagger hits the ground with a thud*
@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
@murrman5: *catches frisbee* "this is the kinda thing I mean when I say you guys don't take staff meetings seriously"