@TheTalkingPipe: The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016.
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@ShrinkMedia: My son just got his brown belt in Tae Kwon Do. If you threaten him, he bows respectfully before he runs.
@UncleDuke1969: Government Shutdown: Day 13 Anthony Weiner decides to help. He takes a photo. He tweets. Congress now sees where balls are located.
@Gennefer: I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut.