@TheTalkingPipe: The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016.
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@hipchkk: The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet.
@lovemyboots111: Are you guys sure common sense can't be beaten into people ? Because I'd like to give it try!
@pinningnut: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches"