@TheTalkingPipe: The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016.
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@GrabTheWEness: I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa.
@SomthinBoutSara: Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours
@SortaBad: Last night I found out you can make a lot of people REALLY angry if you dress in a Star Trek costume and also carry a light saber