@TheTalkingPipe: The cable guy said he'd be here sometime between 1:00 and April, 2016.
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@themiltron: i couldn't tell you, officer, they were wearing masks, they could have been any group of armed anthropomorphic turtles
@PastorBate: [crowded elevator] Alright I'm a little concerned about the capacity so let's all go around and say how much we weigh *gets out calculator*
@CroweJam: Named my hamster Spam so when he dies I can bury him in a little tin coffin with his name on it.