@DurtMcHurtt: The car you buy should say something about you, and not just ramble on about itself like you're not even there.
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@Prof_Hinkley: I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one
@DirtMcTurd: I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it
@BuckyIsotope: Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear
@turtledumplin: Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice