@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.
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@UncleDuke1969: When I have a tough decision, I ask myself... "What would Jesus do?" Then, I remember how things turned out for him... And, flip a coin.
@thepunningman: Snail Boss: under skills you've put 'quick reflexes' Snail: [2 hours later] that's right SB: [3 hours later] holy heck, when can you start?
@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.
@Sassafrantz: Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls.