@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.
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@FierceMess: Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital.
@ElizaBayne: You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH
@KalvinMacleod: MOM: finish your dinner SON: I can't eat anymore, I'm full MOM: hi full, I'm mom DAD: *drops an entire steak onto his khakis*