@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.
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@psychogoddess: How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time.
@Weird_Rash: Just got arrested for racing my Segway wearing an adult diaper and a Viking helmet. Still not clear which law I broke.
@gtfml: When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?" because you can never be too careful.