@katta_IoIkatt: The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true.
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@underchilde: [First Date] Me: "So what do you like to do when you're not working?" Her: *Drifts in and out of consciousness* Me: "Me too!"
@Marcmywords2: If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.
@DrobsonKanu: 1. People 2. Seriously 3. Need 4. To 5. Stop 6. Trying 7. To 8. Predict 9. The 10. Premier 11. League 12. End 13. Of 14. Season 15. Table 16. Just 17. Let 18. It 19. Happen 20. West Ham