@katta_IoIkatt: The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true.
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@msdanifernandez: My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road.
@McNevich: Total shocker that you actually have to pay for things when you get to the register. Go ahead and dump your purse on the counter. We'll wait
@3_livi: I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.