@farahfergie: The Cheesecake Factory had a "Help Wanted" sign. I was really disappointed that it wasn't to help eat the cheesecake. #FluffyChickProblems
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@MODAT: Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
@amydillon: 85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the "she" in her story is.
@slyoung5: Have you ever noticed that Santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?