@Hobo_Splendido: The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they're so short.
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@dsmitty62: I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today
@mortimermaiden: Me: *doing magic trick* Is THIS your card? Guy: They're all my cards, give me my wallet back.