@Brianhopecomedy: The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym.
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@myonlymizztake: I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public.
@birbigs: Twitter action film: MAN 1: Follow me. MAN 2: On Twitter? MAN 1: No. Physically, follow me. Or you'll be killed. MAN 2: On Twitter?
@lilplayer809: I'm a leader, not a follower... Unless it's into a dark place, then screw that, you're going first.