@lizetagge: The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop...
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@50NerdsofGrey: 'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order.
@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@AGreaterMonster: LOL at the neighbor kids who didn't realize I keep my piranhas in the hot tub.