@Diane_7A: The closest I've come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
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@myles_morrison: All the people that tried partying 'til the cows come home, are either stuck at home with a cow or dead from alcoholism.
@just1fool: I'd like to thank the spider that descended from the bill of my baseball cap for getting me motivated today.
@DannyZuker: My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them.