@3sunzzz: The closest I've ever come to being a 'hunter and gatherer' is opening my own pistachios.
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@internetluke: *hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. "What's Updog?" Not too much haha you? "Robbing you"
@Jake_Vig: I saw a woman really screaming at her kids in public this morning, but in her defense, the kids were ugly.
@djdarrellripley: Hey, thanks for having me over... But, It smells like something died in here and I'm pretty sure it was the housekeeper...