@SoulYodeler: The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest.
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@RandomManik: Everything brightened up when you came into our presence. - Food in my refrigerator.
@_wangwe: Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too.