@omgthatspunny: The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
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@SuperRandomish: "We're still looking for a side project" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses "We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"
@Underchilde: “I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, but...” —People who are found buried in the woods
@tastefactory: *tree falls in forest, quickly stands up and looks around to see if anybody heard it, brushes self off*