@juneohara65: The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.
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@aPunch2theJunk: I heard someone say a guy on TV "oozes sexiness." I don't think oozing is very sexy at all. If something oozes, it's probably infected.
@MariyaAlexander: My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.