@elle91: The cool thing about robbing a library is that you have two weeks before they notice.
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@StevieKnip: Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy
@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@heroofthehour: whenever I see "likes her own status" on facebook, a little bit of me dies and becomes a horcrux.