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@: a:2:{i:0;a:5:{s:4:"user";s:15:"GloriaFallon123";s:5:"image";s:68:"http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/614026754/Gloria_small_bigger.jpg";s:6:"id_str";s:18:"231766307383697409";s:7:"retweet";s:2:"89";s:5:"tweet";s:137:"The coolest thing ever would be someone writing a song about you. Unless in the song they called you a "roly-poly little bat-faced girl."";}s:7:"retweet";i:0;}

The coolest thing ever would be someone writing a song about you. Unless in the song they called you a “roly-poly little bat-faced girl.”

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