@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything
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@jamespianka: My phone dies, freeing me from my prison. I look up at the world. Deer live in my house.
@TheBoydP: *Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife