@Tbone7219: The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk.
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@NervousJr: Told my mom "The D" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D.
@SteveDutzy: Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho
@tastefactory: Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business
@Geanina_26K: I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going to need a cigarette when I'm done with it