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@Tommytoughstuff: [the cops release the cadaver sniffing dogs into my living room for the third time this week]
ME: *pauses netflix* I told you I'm not dead!

[the cops release the cadaver sniffing dogs into my living room for the third time this week]
ME: *pauses netflix* I told you I’m not dead!

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