@weinerdog4life: The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AndyAsAdjective: Saw a guy riding a unicycle today. Actually, he was riding a bicycle but I didn't see him & I hit him with my car. Then boom! Unicycle.
@kumailn: "Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza." - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late